1. 17:45 23rd Sep 2012

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    Reblogged from agent-saturn

    kisswwithafist:

boku-no-mj:

octoshrimp:

minestuck:

ramirezdahmerbundy:


The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.


satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

satan disproves of rape

satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

hail satan

Probably going to convert now.
Hail Satan.

    kisswwithafist:

    boku-no-mj:

    octoshrimp:

    minestuck:

    ramirezdahmerbundy:

    The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

    • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
    • Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
    • When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
    • If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
    • Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
    • Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
    • Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
    • Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
    • Do not harm little children.
    • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
    • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

    satan does not approve of the harming of little kids

    satan disproves of rape

    satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated

    hail satan

    Probably going to convert now. Hail Satan.
     
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